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By: » It’s About the Catering. Heroes in Rehab: the blog: Trying to measure a moment.

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:56:33 +0000

[...] HiR:tb sources deep inside Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment confirm that the “there, there, it will get better in time” theme underlying Fletcher’s remarks to the media was selected after several board meetings characterized by boisterous debate between opposing management camps; in the end, the board decided this approach would be superior to the “don’t worry, the 2007-2008 Maple Leafs went to live on a farm” message that reportedly tested very well in focus-groups composed largely of six-year olds, hardcore Tie Domi fans from Woodbridge, and CBC budget planning executives. [...]

By: junior

junior — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:59:49 +0000

True enough; also acceptable: a French Canadian with a visor, two men punching each other for no reason, and phantom sightings of Kirk Muller.

By: loser domi

loser domi — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 21:10:14 +0000

Why couldn’t you just distract Don Cherry with a shiny object and/or a Swede on fire? Or knock him unconscious