{"id":1316,"date":"2010-03-18T09:18:25","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T13:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/?p=1316"},"modified":"2010-03-18T09:20:05","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T13:20:05","slug":"what-would-wendel-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2010\/03\/18\/what-would-wendel-do\/","title":{"rendered":"What Would Wendel Do?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the bit about &#8220;Spouse on the couch&#8230;oozing phlegm&#8221; from <a href=\"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2010\/03\/17\/stinky-tims-a-called-shot-and-spouse\/\" target=\"_blank\">yesterday<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Well, apparently, I&#8217;m a quick learner.\u00a0 I too can ooze phlegm.\u00a0 Only problem is, I can&#8217;t stay at home.\u00a0 I have a day-long series of meetings set up to prepare for some things at work that are starting Friday, and then those things are starting on Friday and going for the next two weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Bottom line:\u00a0 although I would dearly love to be sitting on the couch under nineteen pounds of blankets, inhaling chicken soup like it was oxygen, and although I may have been babbling about philosophy<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1318\" style=\"width: 140px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/clark_wendel_lg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1318\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1318\" title=\"clark_wendel_lg\" src=\"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/clark_wendel_lg.jpg\" alt=\"Wendel Wouldn't Lay Down for no Cold\" width=\"130\" height=\"140\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1318\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Wendel Wouldn&#39;t Lay Down for no Cold<\/p><\/div>\n<p>to Buddy Hackett last night in a feverish hallucination, I can&#8217;t give in to the illness.<\/p>\n<p>I need to channel the spirit of Wendel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the bit about &#8220;Spouse on the couch&#8230;oozing phlegm&#8221; from yesterday?<\/p>\n<p>Well, apparently, I&#8217;m a quick learner. I too can ooze phlegm. Only problem is, I can&#8217;t stay at home. I have a day-long series of meetings set up to prepare for some things at work that are starting Friday, and then those things are [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[981,982,983,253],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1316"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1320,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316\/revisions\/1320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}