{"id":1401,"date":"2010-04-13T20:02:12","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T00:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2010\/04\/13\/help-me-jeebus\/"},"modified":"2010-04-16T09:53:54","modified_gmt":"2010-04-16T13:53:54","slug":"help-me-jeebus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2010\/04\/13\/help-me-jeebus\/","title":{"rendered":"Help Me, Jeebus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please, please, please let it be the Columbus Blue Jackets, Florida Panthers, Tampa Lightning or New York Islanders whose ball falls first out of that stupid lottery machine tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I do not want to hear about Phil Kessel for Taylor Hall or Tyler Seguin for the rest of my life, despite the fact that I support this trade.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update<\/strong>:\u00a0 Toronto&#8217;s pick will be the 2nd overall pick in this year&#8217;s draft.\u00a0 Peter Chiarelli and Tyler Seguin were kind of making googly eyes at one another, I thought.\u00a0 Meanwhile, Taylor Hall&#8217;s lips will almost certainly freeze right off within four months of his arrival in Edmonton.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please, please, please let it be the Columbus Blue Jackets, Florida Panthers, Tampa Lightning or New York Islanders whose ball falls first out of that stupid lottery machine tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I do not want to hear about Phil Kessel for Taylor Hall or Tyler Seguin for the rest of my life, despite the fact that I [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[1242,1199,1212,1153,1017,907,1018],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1401"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1411,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401\/revisions\/1411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}