{"id":152,"date":"2008-04-24T08:05:31","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T13:05:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2008\/04\/24\/so-much-for-that-eh-damien\/"},"modified":"2008-04-24T08:34:35","modified_gmt":"2008-04-24T13:34:35","slug":"so-much-for-that-eh-damien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2008\/04\/24\/so-much-for-that-eh-damien\/","title":{"rendered":"So Much for That, eh Damien?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I <a href=\"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2008\/04\/21\/the-book-of-burke-101\/\" title=\"Book of Burke 1:01\" target=\"_blank\">posted the other day<\/a> about Damien Cox&#8217;s ridiculous &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thestar.com\/Sports\/Hockey\/article\/416602\" title=\"Wait, it gets worse!\" target=\"_blank\">story<\/a>&#8221; that the Leafs&#8217; efforts to woo Brian Burke were going to shift into high gear with Anaheim&#8217;s elimination from playoff contention.<\/p>\n<p>That was  Monday.   Apparently, the &#8220;inside sources&#8221; relied upon to give that story credibility were sorely, profoundly and rapidly mistaken; according to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.globesports.com\/servlet\/story\/RTGAM.20080423.wspt-burke-ducks-23\/GSStory\/GlobeSportsHockey\/home\" target=\"_blank\">David Shoalts&#8217; story in the Globe and Mail<\/a> this morning, not only has Burke confirmed that he will be remaining with Anaheim pursuant to the terms of his existing contract,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sources on both sides of the matter say no contact was ever made between the Leafs and Burke or the Leafs and [Ducks owner Henry] Samueli.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In other words, the lightning quick action that was characterized as imminent by Mr. Cox in his column evidently did not include so much as even a telephone call to<em> seek permission<\/em> to talk to Burke.<\/p>\n<p>Wow, what a whirlwind!<\/p>\n<p>This means Damien needs to change course with his columns, of course.  No problem, when in doubt, Cox can simply go back to bashing Maple Leaf management with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thestar.com\/comment\/columnists\/article\/417818\" title=\"What, no \" target=\"_blank\">poorly-thought out complaints<\/a>  (which, I would point out, needlessly distracts everyone from the many legitmate complaints to be made) .   This from the &#8220;damned if you do, damned if you don&#8217;t&#8221; file:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>All along, however, Burke knew there was a real chance that the Ducks&#8217; hardnosed president, Michael Schulman, would not give the Leafs the chance to talk to him.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>And he was proven correct, or at least Schulman <strong>made it clear no such permission would be forthcoming<\/strong> if such a request was received (emphasis added).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So the Ducks made it clear that they wouldn&#8217;t give the Leafs permission to talk to Burke if they asked for it, right?  I guess that would explain why the Leafs couldn&#8217;t secure the Messiah&#8217;s services, right?  Wrong, oh ye of short sight and no column space!  Behold the wisdom of Cox:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>What&#8217;s truly incredible is the MLSE board of directors doesn&#8217;t seem to have any sense of urgency here, or a particular game plan in place.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re just sort of meandering along, swimming in 23 per cent profits and imagining how nice it would be to have a front man who would attract all the attention and stop people from calling them unflattering names.<\/p>\n<p>They would have loved for Burke to be that person.<\/p>\n<p>But his current employer quite smartly decided he was too good to lose.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In other words, MLSE&#8217;s braintrust was:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>rightly interested in Burke&#8217;s services &#8211; he is after all, the personification of all that is godly in the hockey world;<\/li>\n<li>required to wait until the end of the Ducks&#8217; season before even seeking permission to talk to Burke;<\/li>\n<li>made aware, almost immediately thereafter, that permission to speak to Burke would not be granted if sought;<\/li>\n<li>guilty of &#8220;meandering&#8221; and not having a plan because they did not then immediately get on the blower and &#8211; uh, do something, I guess &#8211; ask for permission to speak to Burke anyway.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Far be it from me to defend the likes of the MLSE board but come on, Damien, think it through:  you&#8217;ve just assured us that they <em>did<\/em> have a plan, and that it was the right plan to have (how could it not be, involving a fellow who can walk on water and all?).  When the plan falls through because of forces beyond MLSE&#8217;s control (<em>i.e. <\/em>the actions of Samueli and the Ducks), is it really fair to carp on about inaction?<\/p>\n<p>For the record, I do agree with his point that Justin Pogge ought to be playing in the Marlies&#8217; AHL series.  How &#8217;bout tracking down the justification for that rather than wasting my time with abject bullshittery.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the over\/under on how long it takes Cox to turn this little episode into the Leafs&#8217; &#8220;failure to secure the services of Brian Burke&#8221;, another exhibit to be endlessly paraded in front of the readers as some kind of shorthand confirmation that there&#8217;s nought but clowns in the boardroom who, if they were only capable of reading the local newspaper, would be much better prepared to secure an immediate championship for the Leafs?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I posted the other day about Damien Cox&#8217;s ridiculous &#8220;story&#8221; that the Leafs&#8217; efforts to woo Brian Burke were going to shift into high gear with Anaheim&#8217;s elimination from playoff contention.<\/p>\n<p>That was Monday. Apparently, the &#8220;inside sources&#8221; relied upon to give that story credibility were sorely, profoundly and rapidly mistaken; according to David Shoalts&#8217; [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[207,8,11],"tags":[215,1198,209,1153,1156,216],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}