{"id":1553,"date":"2010-10-28T12:21:15","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T16:21:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/?p=1553"},"modified":"2010-10-28T12:21:15","modified_gmt":"2010-10-28T16:21:15","slug":"leafs-fans-if-god-hates-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2010\/10\/28\/leafs-fans-if-god-hates-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Leafs Fans: If God Hates Us&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Tyler Seguin will outscore Phil Kessel tonight.\u00a0 There is an outside chance that it will be mentioned that Toronto traded a draft pick that became Mr. Seguin in order to obtain Mr. Kessel tonight.\u00a0 The over\/under on the number of total references to this fact is the first Vegas over\/under line in history to be expressed in scientific notation, owing to the enormous size of the number involved;<\/li>\n<li>Tuuka Rask will continue to exist, while Andrew Raycroft opens the bench door for the Dallas Stars, and John Ferguson Jr. continues to have a job in the National Hockey League;<\/li>\n<li>Milan Lucic will fight &#8211; and break &#8211; Mike Komisarek again.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>As an aside, I noted that Boston is expected to give tonight&#8217;s start in goal to Tim Thomas;\u00a0 no doubt the insertion of the burly and aggressive backstop is Claude Julien&#8217;s attempt to defend against the Leafs&#8217; offensive plan.\u00a0 You know, the one where Colton Orr bowls the opposing goalie over and Tim Brent shoots the puck off him and into the net.<\/p>\n<p>Sweet Jesus, I hope Kessel gets a goal tonight.\u00a0 Just out of curiosity, I wonder what it would take to actually shut the media up on the &#8220;Kessel can&#8217;t score against Boston&#8221; front?\u00a0 A hattie?\u00a0 A five-spot?\u00a0 A Sittler-esque ten point night?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Tyler Seguin will outscore Phil Kessel tonight. There is an outside chance that it will be mentioned that Toronto traded a draft pick that became Mr. Seguin in order to obtain Mr. Kessel tonight. The over\/under on the number of total references to this fact is the first Vegas over\/under line in history to [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[210,825,8,1108,1110],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1554,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553\/revisions\/1554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}