{"id":1563,"date":"2010-12-16T09:53:17","date_gmt":"2010-12-16T13:53:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/?p=1563"},"modified":"2010-12-16T10:09:55","modified_gmt":"2010-12-16T14:09:55","slug":"seasons-bleatings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2010\/12\/16\/seasons-bleatings\/","title":{"rendered":"Seasons’ Bleatings"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hey, at least they're not vampires.<\/p><\/div>\n

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I am pretty sure the…uh….Maple Leafs Wizard (?) on the right is asking somebody – anybody – to pull his finger.\u00a0 If I were that…uh…Maple Leafs Penguin Snowman (?), I would take a few steps to the left, lickety split.<\/p>\n

I have no idea what the hell the significance of the above snowglobe scene is.\u00a0 What better way to return from an extended absence?<\/p>\n

You may have noticed things have been a little slow around here over the last month and a bit.\u00a0 Furious G has arrived, safe and sound – 7 lbs, 1 oz., on November 10th.\u00a0 Since then, things have been a bit of a whirlwind within the Juniorvanian borders.\u00a0 Mom and Dad are learning, slowly, how to live up to their newfound honorifics.\u00a0 Squeals and screams have been deciphered, cuddles have been had, sleep has been both had and interrupted, and many MANY diapers have been changed.\u00a0 The incidence of the word “swaddle” in our everyday speech has skyrocketed.\u00a0 Through it all, we’re falling into a routine of sorts, though the new reality seems to include occasionally feeding the cat at four o’clock in the morning.<\/p>\n

Furious G and Daddy have spent a few nights already watching the Leafs together.\u00a0 Especially in November, there were a lot of tears from both of us.\u00a0 More recently, things have been a little bit better.<\/p>\n

I look forward to spending a little bit of time at the keyboard somewhat more regularly in the not too distant future.\u00a0 Until then, in case I don’t manage to achieve my objectives on a near-time horizon:\u00a0 Seasons’ Greetings and all the best to you and yours!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey, at least they're not vampires.<\/p>\n

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I am pretty sure the…uh….Maple Leafs Wizard (?) on the right is asking somebody – anybody – to pull his finger. If I were that…uh…Maple Leafs Penguin Snowman (?), I would take a few steps to the left, lickety split.<\/p>\n

I have no idea what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1563"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1565,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563\/revisions\/1565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}