One project that needs to get done soon is the augmentation of certain shelving in our kitchen.\u00a0 One of our cupboards, specifically the one that is chock full o’ tumblers, has only three shelves (including the bottom surface of the cabinet) inside, though it is more than 40 inches tall.\u00a0 My mission, and I had no choice but to accept it, was to obtain additional matching melamine shelves, either cut or have them cut to the proper width, and hunt down the hardware (nickel posts) necessary to put them up.<\/p>\n
Should be easy, no? Just head off to Home Depot…<\/p>\n
Several hours later, I was one of the several dozen zombies shambling around the local Home Depot each desperately trying to locate his personal needle in the giant orange haystack.\u00a0 When I fell to the floor in a fetal position and began wailing uncontrollably, one of the “associates” shrewdly determined that I needed some assistance and directed me to the appropriate section.\u00a0 I had made the idiotic error of attempting to look for shelving for kitchen cabinets in the “kitchen cabinets” section.\u00a0\u00a0 Idiot!\u00a0 The shelving is obviously in the “lumber” section.<\/p>\n
Turns out they didn’t have any pre-cut melamine in the “maple” finish we have in our cupboards.\u00a0 Result?\u00a0 Junior needs to purchase a $50 4 foot by 8 foot sheet of melamine in order to acquire two 9 and 3\/4 inch deep by 22 3\/16 inch shelves.\u00a0 Oh, and I needed to pick up a circular saw – happily, there was a sale on a nice DeWalt model in the power tool section – and some finishing veneer (in a tape-like roll) for fancying up the front edge of my shelves (gotta circle back to the lumber section for that);\u00a0 better get some safety glasses to minimize the vocalized concern at home (back to the power tool section) and….the hardware, the posts, the things on which the shelves rest, the ones that stick in the holes in the side of the cabinet – where are they?<\/p>\n
Well, there’s a special “shelving hardware” section.\u00a0 It’s nowhere near either the section marked “shelving”, the “kitchen cabinets” section or the “lumber aisle.\u00a0 In fact, I swear I had to wander down a dark alley, leap a 6 foot concete block wall, scale a downspout, enter through an open second storey window and give the large man guarding the door a password before I was permitted to enter the inner sanctum of shelving whatsits.<\/p>\n
Two hundred and sixty bucks later, I had my shelves (in raw, uncut and unassembled form) shoved in the back of the Probe and I headed back to Juniorvania.\u00a0 I’ll spare you the suspense, the cuts were plotted and executed with little or no finger loss, though Spouse received a generous coating of sawdust as a result of being pressed into service as the human clamp holding my sheet of melamine still on the “sawhorses”, otherwise known as folding chairs and recycle bins.\u00a0 Note to self:\u00a0 purchase a “Workmate”, tout-de-suite.<\/p>\n
Once the cuts were made, it was time to attempt to apply the finishing veneer.\u00a0\u00a0 First, a space needed to be cleared in the workshop….and several hours later, I was too tired to wrestle with the boards and a hot iron (needed to heat the glue on the rear of the veneer roll) with any confidence;\u00a0 certain that I’d be ironing my fingers at least as often as the boards, I decided to demur until tomorrow.<\/p>\n
I did spend some time, while at the Depot (and in the course of an earlier unsuccessful trip to Rona)\u00a0 lurking among the pre-assembled sheds and wondering about their suitability and adaptability as a rehearsal\/recording studio.\u00a0 I have come to the conclusion that they are just a bit too small, and – if I am to achieve my dream of a stand-alone little haven for music and musicians – I am going to have to do a design\/build job.\u00a0\u00a0 Time to learn what I can from Doug about framing walls and designing trusses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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