{"id":505,"date":"2009-01-14T22:34:01","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T03:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/?p=505"},"modified":"2009-01-14T22:34:01","modified_gmt":"2009-01-15T03:34:01","slug":"good-evening-ladies-and-germs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2009\/01\/14\/good-evening-ladies-and-germs\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Evening, Ladies and Germs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When we got home tonight, Spouse had plans to head out on a shopping excursion:\u00a0 with the cold weather upon us (and how), she had decreed that new boots and a particularly warm pair of &#8220;barn gloves&#8221; were needed for the nights she spends visiting Ralph.<\/p>\n<p>That plan went sideways though, shortly after we arrived at home.\u00a0 She came and lay down on the couch and told me that she would not be going out tonight because she &#8220;felt a little funny.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a title=\"Ralphie IMG_0801 by warwalker_2000, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/warwalker\/3197635029\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3109\/3197635029_f32a3fb1a0.jpg\" alt=\"Ralphie IMG_0801\" width=\"400\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ralphie and The Comedian.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>So I asked her to tell me a joke.\u00a0\u00a0 Between you and me, what she said next did NOT make me laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When we got home tonight, Spouse had plans to head out on a shopping excursion: with the cold weather upon us (and how), she had decreed that new boots and a particularly warm pair of &#8220;barn gloves&#8221; were needed for the nights she spends visiting Ralph.<\/p>\n<p>That plan went sideways though, shortly after we arrived [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":506,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions\/506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}