{"id":52,"date":"2007-12-01T21:08:35","date_gmt":"2007-12-02T01:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2007\/12\/01\/two-points-two-flats-and-a-packet-of-gravel\/"},"modified":"2007-12-01T21:11:29","modified_gmt":"2007-12-02T01:11:29","slug":"two-points-two-flats-and-a-packet-of-gravel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2007\/12\/01\/two-points-two-flats-and-a-packet-of-gravel\/","title":{"rendered":"Two points, two flats and a packet of gravel."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eFhoiVV2JwE\" title=\"Watch it now!\">stoning\u00a0scene <\/a>in Monty Python&#8217;s <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0079470\/\" title=\"Welease Wodewick!\"><em>Life of Brian <\/em><\/a><em>?\u00a0<\/em> In it, Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath has been found guilty of blasphemy and is about to be stoned by a bunch of questionably masculine gents in silly beards.\u00a0 He explains his crime thusly:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0Look. I&#8211; I&#8217;d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, &#8216;That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.&#8217;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ridiculous, right?\u00a0 Wrong:\u00a0 consider <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20071130\/ap_on_re_af\/sudan_british_teacher\" title=\"Religion:  making the world safe for stupidity for 3000 years.\">this.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the stoning scene in Monty Python&#8217;s Life of Brian ? In it, Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath has been found guilty of blasphemy and is about to be stoned by a bunch of questionably masculine gents in silly beards. He explains his crime thusly:<\/p>\n<p> Look. I&#8211; I&#8217;d had a lovely supper, and [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}