{"id":696,"date":"2009-05-09T22:57:28","date_gmt":"2009-05-10T03:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/?p=696"},"modified":"2009-05-10T11:11:13","modified_gmt":"2009-05-10T16:11:13","slug":"man-vs-pond-2009-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2009\/05\/09\/man-vs-pond-2009-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Man vs. Pond, 2009 Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a title=\"The Pond_2477 by warwalker_2000, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/warwalker\/3516805653\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3568\/3516805653_e337d24dec.jpg\" alt=\"The Pond_2477\" width=\"400\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">This Small Body of Water is One Up on Junior After Today&#39;s Events<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>JUNIORVANIA (JP):<\/strong>\u00a0 In the annual season-opening yardwork test match, the score today was:<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">POND\u00a0 \u00a01<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #333399;\">MAN\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 0<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Detailed scoring summary and complete game recap to follow.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Captain of the Juniorvanian Men&#8217;s Team and Beloved Leader of the Homeland\u00a0Junior is listed as &#8220;day-to-day&#8221; with an upper body injury, dirty overalls\u00a0and a sense of significant embarrasment about his most recent spectacular display of public stupidity.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update (Sunday May 10):<\/strong> Seems my somewhat quixotic description above has left more than a few people wondering what specific mischief has been occasioned to my person, what got severed, etc.\u00a0 Fear not!\u00a0 Please hold your calls, emails and other expressions of concern (and\u00a0by all means don&#8217;t clear\u00a0your Junior Injury Bingo cards yet); it&#8217;s nothing serious, just some bruised ribs and a suitably diminished sense of self-worth.\u00a0 More to follow when today&#8217;s match is complete and I can\u00a0spend some quality time at the keyboard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">This Small Body of Water is One Up on Junior After Today&#39;s Events<\/p>\n<p>JUNIORVANIA (JP): In the annual season-opening yardwork test match, the score today was:<\/p>\n<p>POND 1<\/p>\n<p>MAN 0<\/p>\n<p>Detailed scoring summary and complete game recap to follow. <\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Captain of the Juniorvanian Men&#8217;s Team and Beloved Leader of the Homeland Junior [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[532,46,230],"tags":[1176,724,1200],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":698,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions\/698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}