{"id":814,"date":"2009-05-18T22:29:11","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T02:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/?p=814"},"modified":"2009-05-18T22:34:36","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T02:34:36","slug":"victoria-day-daves-not-here-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2009\/05\/18\/victoria-day-daves-not-here-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Victoria Day:  Dave&#8217;s Not Here, Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I promise I will post something about last weekend&#8217;s <a title=\"The authorities thought, &quot;best leave that one...unsolved.&quot;\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Spinal_Tap\" target=\"_blank\">bizarre gardening accident<\/a> soon;\u00a0 I really did mean to put the finishing touches on the tale today, but &#8211; for reasons that will become apparent when you read the story &#8211; I have been taking some pain killers that make a nice sunny day a sort of Woodstock-type of experience for me.\u00a0 The effect is somewhat enhanced by the addition of Robaxacet &#8211; check &#8211; and, in the end, I been feelin&#8217; groovy all right.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be damned though, if my fingers will work properly and I&#8217;m having trouble thinking of that what do you call it, that&#8230;um&#8230;&#8221;word.&#8221;\u00a0 Which makes it hard to write coherently, or at least as coherently as is my usual custom here.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll just have to get on without me today.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Victoria Day everybody!\u00a0 Now, speaking of bizarre gardening accidents&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/N6OQNI8HAN8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/N6OQNI8HAN8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I promise I will post something about last weekend&#8217;s bizarre gardening accident soon; I really did mean to put the finishing touches on the tale today, but &#8211; for reasons that will become apparent when you read the story &#8211; I have been taking some pain killers that make a nice sunny day a sort [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[750,751,749,752],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":819,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions\/819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}