{"id":979,"date":"2009-07-12T00:01:50","date_gmt":"2009-07-12T04:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/?p=979"},"modified":"2009-07-13T12:14:44","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T16:14:44","slug":"message-in-a-bottle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/2009\/07\/12\/message-in-a-bottle\/","title":{"rendered":"Message in a Bottle: Project C’est Something Nice Continues…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ladies and gentlemen, Mirinov’s nose has been at it again.\u00a0 I have not yet updated the Project C’est\u00a0Something NIce\u00a0main page<\/a>, but do yourself a favour and click through to learn the secret truth underlying the Canadiens’ offensive strategy<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Thanks everybody for all your submissions – I think we’ve got to be getting close to 40 jokes or so now.\u00a0 Please keep ’em coming.\u00a0\u00a0 I didn’t have much time to put into teh Intarwebs today, but this is my latest contribution to the list:<\/p>\n

Educational opportunities abound:\u00a0the moral of the Montreal Canadiens’ story is that having too many Molsons\u00a0may\u00a0make you small, soft and unable to score.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Was that a dick joke?\u00a0 I think it was!<\/p>\n

Oh, and I thought of this one too:<\/p>\n

Sponsorship dollars roll in as Gomez, Cammalleri and Gionta appear in ad campaign for\u00a0world famous\u00a0software manufacturer.\u00a0 Slogan:\u00a0 “<\/strong>We are Microsoft<\/strong><\/a>.”<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Update:\u00a0 Monday July 13, 2009: Just phoned in by friend of the blog the Paris Goose:<\/p>\n

Canadiens become official hockey team of the Walt Disney company;\u00a0 extensive retrofit of the “It’s a Small World” ride expected to include animated puppets wearing Brian Gionta jerseys.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ladies and gentlemen, Mirinov’s nose has been at it again. I have not yet updated the Project C’est Something NIce main page, but do yourself a favour and click through to learn the secret truth underlying the Canadiens’ offensive strategy.<\/p>\n

Thanks everybody for all your submissions – I think we’ve got to be getting close […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[805,50,69,8],"tags":[802,1178,1189,225,1182,1153,800],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=979"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":981,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/979\/revisions\/981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heroesinrehab.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}