RED LETTER DAY FOR ME!!!
My complimentary copy of the 2009-2010 Maple Leafs Annual – the Leafs season preview magazine containing my article on the arc of the Leafs’ rebuild and published by the “lunatic millionaires” who are “allergic to money” has arrived! Can you believe it, my piece was published on page 85, well known in the trade as the single most important page in any book, magazine or Jehovah’s Witness literature.
I would love to write all kinds of witty stuff now about that, but I need to spend some quality time with the articles. More on the content later. Incidentally, you can learn more about how to get your own life-affirming, magical and money-generating copy by clicking on the little picture of the magazine cover in the upper left corner of the site.
My initial reaction, having just opened up the box and frantically turned pages to confirm that my bit actually got published (in order to ensure that this is not part of an elaborate joke being played upon me by family and “friends”), is that the magazine looks terrific. Alec Brownscombe should be very pleased; I know I am.
That’s an awesome picture, bro. You look gangster.
congrats, and boy you are a smart dude. Enjoy your spotlight! (at least for the week-end).
In the immortal words of Halvinch Voofer-Trousercoff: “Good One!”
Things to look for:
-We report a Leaf newcomer as originating from two different cities. See if you can find where, and know it’s entirely Chemmy’s fault.
-We report breaking news of the Leafs possessing a defenceman by the name of Karberle.
-I missed a “be” somewhere in your article and for that I’m sorry.
Thankfully I haven’t found any crucial errors, but I do want to put those out there before I get that inevitable “you know this is wrong” email…
But I’m thrilled with your piece Junior… same time next year?
Pic caption-
“Say hello to my little friend!”
Maple Leafs Annual… WANT!
You know I’m purchasing this magazine. But if there aren’t portraits of everyone who contributed to this, I have to say, I’ll be disappointed.