Two points, two flats and a packet of gravel.

Remember the stoning scene in Monty Python’s Life of Brian ?  In it, Matthias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath has been found guilty of blasphemy and is about to be stoned by a bunch of questionably masculine gents in silly beards.  He explains his crime thusly:

 Look. I– I’d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.’

Ridiculous, right?  Wrong:  consider this.