I can’t stop laughing about this comment, a delectable treat appurtenant to another brilliant piece in today’s National Post by Sean McIndoe of Down Goes Brown fame.
DGB is always funny, and his piece in today’s Post is no exception. Understand that I mean this when I tell you that notwithstanding DGB’s brilliance, the biggest and best laugh for me came after I happened to glance at the comments section (something I normally wouldn’t do at a newspaper site, for fear of having stupidity burrow through my eyes into my brain and turn me into a Hamilton City Councillor).
I’ve transcribed it here because I’m afraid the National Post will do a disservice to the history of humour in this country and consign this most excellent piece of humour writing to the digital dustbin. In the piece, DGB sets out the good, the bad and the prognosis for ten currently unsigned free agents. It features predictions that Darcy Tucker will sign with “Sami Kapanen’s sweat drenched nightmares” and opines that Anti Niemi was the “most over-rated Stanley Cup winning goalie in the entire league last year”. Beneath DGB’s estimable roster of jokes, though, some ingenious wag has written:
“the most over-rated Stanley Cup winning goalie in the entire league last year.”
Now, I pride myself on knowing more than just a little about hockey having spent the last nearly 50 years involved in the sport….but please, educate me….how many other Stanley Cup winning goalies WERE there in the league last year?? I’m not arguing he was over-rated as surely this was just another example of a goalie getting hot at just the right time but please, this statement makes NO sense what-so-ever.
I checked out the comment after you tweeted about it; thanks for that. Most I laughed all day. Unbelievable just how far the sarcasm went over the guy’s head. Good times, internet. Good times.
Umbrage! I always liked the word “umbrage”. It not only has a neat ring to it but it suggests a pufferbelly type of concern and righteousness. It is even better when the expressed “umbrage” is so blatantly misplaced!
The commenter must be new to DGB.
@eye Glad to be there for you. I know these are troubled times for the Men of Kaberle. Stiff upper lip in stormy seas, good sir.
@geezer. I can’t believe I missed a chance to use the word “umbrage.” Totally agreed; it’s le mot juste.
It had to be DGB or one of his friends who wrote the comment, don’t you think???? No one could miss the point that badly, could they???? 😉