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She Sells Seashells, By the Seashore!

Okay, so you’re the Chief Justice of the United States of America. You have a sweet job. You’ve got a nifty black robe, an excellent seat for the festivities, and exactly one function to discharge for the entire day. That function consists of correctly reciting thirty-five extremely well-known words: the Oath of Office for the […]