HiR:tb Toots (@warwalker)

Ooo, THAT’S scaaaaary…

Nothing says “scary”, old-school Mikey Myers style – rip a scream from yo’ ass, y’all be runnin’ down the street witchoo arms wavin’ – like a bad ass jack-o’-lantern.

For best results, might I recommend the following:

(1) carve the said gourd according to the complicated plans of an adamant six year old about […]