Message in a Bottle: Project C’est Something Nice Continues…

Ladies and gentlemen, Mirinov’s nose has been at it again.  I have not yet updated the Project C’est Something NIce main page, but do yourself a favour and click through to learn the secret truth underlying the Canadiens’ offensive strategy.

Thanks everybody for all your submissions – I think we’ve got to be getting close to 40 jokes or so now.  Please keep ‘em coming.   I didn’t have much time to put into teh Intarwebs today, but this is my latest contribution to the list:

Educational opportunities abound: the moral of the Montreal Canadiens’ story is that having too many Molsons may make you small, soft and unable to score.

Was that a dick joke?  I think it was!

Oh, and I thought of this one too:

Sponsorship dollars roll in as Gomez, Cammalleri and Gionta appear in ad campaign for world famous software manufacturer.  Slogan:  “We are Microsoft.”

Update:  Monday July 13, 2009: Just phoned in by friend of the blog the Paris Goose:

Canadiens become official hockey team of the Walt Disney company;  extensive retrofit of the “It’s a Small World” ride expected to include animated puppets wearing Brian Gionta jerseys.