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Words of Wisdom Dept: Bird Meats

By junior on March 23, 2010, at 10:08 pm

Mmmm....Tasty?

Proposition: “You can’t make bacon out of a cardinal.”

Discuss

kidkawartha

March 23rd, 2010 at 10:18 pm · Reply

If you remove his robes and use a big enough smoker, you can.
Ryan

March 23rd, 2010 at 11:01 pm · Reply

Well, not with that attitude.
- junior
  
  March 24th, 2010 at 8:42 am · Reply
  
  But wait, what if you could make bacon out of a cardinal? And then eat the cardinal bacon with eggs? Cardinal eggs? Wouldn’t that be freaky?
  
  Sincerely,
  A Fox
stucky

March 24th, 2010 at 11:38 am · Reply

Those would be the smallest bacon strips in the history of bacon-kind.
junior

March 24th, 2010 at 2:31 pm · Reply

“The History of Bacon-Kind.”

I’m saying we could do worse than have that as the title of our National Exhibit at the next World’s Fair.
kidkawartha

March 24th, 2010 at 3:21 pm · Reply

Bacon-kind is speaking to an obscure song title of some kind in my head…………can’t quite grasp it yet.
Speaking of which, in the bacon-based culture of the future, I hope they discover a way to make bacon with less mess and less time, but still come out with nice, crispy bacon. My consumption would increase by at least 100%.
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March 25th, 2010 at 1:42 am · Reply

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Mike

April 16th, 2010 at 7:52 pm · Reply

corollary: You shouldn’t make bacon out of turkey.

Cardinal bacon would shed new light as to the true origins of Baco-Bits.
junior

April 20th, 2010 at 5:38 pm · Reply

Mmmmmm, Baco-bits. That would explain a lot…