I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue: he approaches nearest to the Gods, who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.
It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
– Kin Hubbard
I had the inestimable pleasure of watching Game 7 of the Boston-Carolina series last night on TSN. Gord Miller was the play-by-play announcer and Pierre McGuire was the colour man providing his amplitude-enhanced analysis literally throughout the program.
Those who have survived broadcasts featuring Mr. McGuire’s garrulous, high-decibel work will know, or certainly suspect, that he has never had a thought pass through his mind that did not (in his opinion) warrant being related aloud immediately. These frequent and vociferous pronouncements, packed quickly and tightly into the sometimes miniscule or imperceptible gaps between the play by play, may seem – to those unfamiliar with Pierre’s unfortunate condition – unusual or even objectionable.