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CSI: Winter Wonderland

By junior on December 24, 2009, at 1:11 pm

(With apologies to John Moe for totally ripping off his excellent stuff:)

POLICE OCCURRENCE REPORT – DECEMBER 25, 2009

Police were dispatched to a location in the general vicinity of complainant’s residence on the morning of December 25th in relation to a report of a deceased elderly female. Upon arrival, officers spoke to complainant/reporter, who […]

December 24th, 2009 | Tags: , , , , , , | Category: Stuff I Made Up | 2 comments - (Comments are closed)

Nice Column. Um, How About Vaccuuming, Dude?

By junior on February 28, 2009, at 1:15 pm

A New Day Dawning in Leafland?

Sleep was deep, my breakfast was good, and the pot of tea hit the spot. I have completed and posted the piece I promised on Brian Burke and the NHL trade deadline. It sets out the reasonable expectations that Maple Leaf fans everywhere should have of our angry […]

February 28th, 2009 | Tags: , , , , | Category: National Hockey League, NHL, Toronto Maple Leafs | One comment - (Comments are closed)