CSI: Winter Wonderland

(With apologies to John Moe for totally ripping off his excellent stuff:) POLICE OCCURRENCE REPORT – DECEMBER 25, 2009 Police were dispatched to a location in the general vicinity of complainant’s residence on the morning of December 25th in relation to a report of a deceased elderly female.  Upon arrival, officers spoke to complainant/reporter, who [...]

Share

We’re Ready Now, Santa!

Did you know that Santa has some helper elves in Florida?  And did you know that Santa’s sun-worshipping assistants are in charge of ensuring that all power yard equipment is properly prepared to celebrate the Yuletide festivities? It’s true. On Saturday the 13th, Spouse and I hosted the office Christmas party.  What preceded the party, [...]

Share