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Man vs. Pond, 2009 Edition

This Small Body of Water is One Up on Junior After Today's Events

JUNIORVANIA (JP): In the annual season-opening yardwork test match, the score today was:

POND 1

MAN 0

Detailed scoring summary and complete game recap to follow.

Meanwhile, Captain of the Juniorvanian Men’s Team and Beloved Leader of the Homeland Junior […]

Let me tell you about The Pond.

If a person were attempting to describe my day yesterday in monster-movie terms (and I’m guessing there’s more than one of you out there who does this regularly), it would have been called “Junior vs. The Pond: The Draininating of the Slime”.

Juniorvania is mostly a land-locked little paradise, having few riparian rights to speak […]