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CSI: Winter Wonderland

By junior on December 24, 2009, at 1:11 pm

(With apologies to John Moe for totally ripping off his excellent stuff:)

POLICE OCCURRENCE REPORT – DECEMBER 25, 2009

Police were dispatched to a location in the general vicinity of complainant’s residence on the morning of December 25th in relation to a report of a deceased elderly female. Upon arrival, officers spoke to complainant/reporter, who […]

December 24th, 2009 | Tags: , , , , , , | Category: Stuff I Made Up | 2 comments - (Comments are closed)

We’re Ready Now, Santa!

By junior on December 23, 2008, at 11:42 pm

Did you know that Santa has some helper elves in Florida? And did you know that Santa’s sun-worshipping assistants are in charge of ensuring that all power yard equipment is properly prepared to celebrate the Yuletide festivities?

It’s true.

On Saturday the 13th, Spouse and I hosted the office Christmas party. What preceded the party, […]

December 23rd, 2008 | Tags: , , , , , | Category: Juniorvania, People's Lawn Tractor | 4 comments - (Comments are closed)