HiR:tb Toots (@warwalker)

I Love the Smell of Egg Nog in the Morning

I have been pre-occupied with issues of civil defense, ever since the brazen assassination attempt of Sunday last. Clearly, Juniorvanian security forces must be augmented if peace, order and good government are to be domestically restored. Accordingly, although the Government of Juniorvania prefers the dove over the hawk, it is quite clear that the dove […]

Santa…

…is listening, but confused about the address to which the merchandise should be delivered. In other news, my Mom is ready to knock over a liquor store after leaving the opera tonight.

This Year's Hot Christmas Item: The Mamaclava

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